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Why I Love All the Stations

Geoff Marshall and Vicki Pipe, sickened by 2016, resolved to do something, anything. The thing they resolved to do was visit all of the UK’s  stations over the spring and summer of 2017, and to make ‘a documentary’ about the trip.

Here are the Rules, and what counts as a station ; http://allthestations.co.uk/about/

There are 2563 stations, between Penzance and Wick. The trip started at the beginning of May, and is scheduled to end in mid to late August. To make the trip and the documentary about the trip possible, Geoff and Vicki raised £38k via Kickstarter. As I write, they are somewhere in Yorkshire.

As they visit all the stations, they document what happens. They make short films, presented to camera by both of them, from the footage that they collect during a day of riding trains. They upload four a week, but there are bonus videos too; all on You Tube.  There’s live live Facebook stuff, action on Twitter and Instagram, and a growing series of albums of good looking photos. They tick off the difficult stations; Shippea Hill, Pilning, Manchester United FC Halt, and look again at the crowded ones, finding interesting images and something good humoured and intelligent to say, wherever they go. Unscripted, sometimes they appear together (always at the beginning of each film), sometimes on their own, presenting mini-packages, quick guided tours to the places around the station, and talking to interesting varied interviewees along the permanent way, happy to talk trains. Like me; I hooked up with them as they came through Radnorshire on the Heart of Wales line a few weeks back, and rode from Llanwrtyd Wells to Knighton.

It’s all done with a light heart, goodwill, and a mildly political agenda about using rail. The films are a treat, not just because they go to interesting out of the way places, but because of Geoff and Vicki. Geoff is like your mate who you really want on your quiz team; your phone-a-friend for a million. Geeky, but funny with it. Ready to forgive your geekiness, in return for being able to indulge his. Vicki is like Lucy Worsley, with that same warm enthusiasm, and bright-eyed intelligence, but Vicki is funnier. She and Geoff share a capacity for wonder at the everyday. You want them both on your quiz team. Together, they are beautiful. The fans are caring about them. I care about them.

Visiting all those stations in a relatively short period of time, living in Premier Inns, out of a rucksack, you can see that it is taking its toll. Sometimes, they are tired. Something went wrong in Peterborough; the leaving of North Wales looked hard. But they keep battling on with their good hearted marathon documentary, waiting for the sunny days to come back, and for Vicki to smile and say ‘Yaaay!’

I love it that they go to places that no one cares about, no one uses. Stations used by 12 passengers a year. Stations that are hidden behind film studios and oil refineries. They go deep into the quotidian; what news from Heysham? How are things in Urmston? They find out. By the end of the trip, they will have covered a lot of ground and documented it in some detail. It’s a Whole Island snapshot, done in one summer. It’s like something Mass Observation might have come up with, and the project is generating spin off videos, fan flics made by people trying to relive moments from early in the series.

Through no fault of my own, I still know a bit about railways. If I see Portillo on one of his interminable train travel shows, I shout at the telly. Geoff and Vicki just make me smile. It’s very clever. At the end, they’re going to make a feature length documentary, which I hope we get to see on broadcast TV when it’s done.

There’s already merch – t-shirts, mugs, a CD of the excellent theme music, which has become the soundtrack of my summer – and I hope that at the end there’s a book, too. I hope that they get the viewers they deserve.  Above all, though, I hope that Geoff and Vicki live happily ever after.

5 comments to Why I Love All the Stations

  • Steve

    Geoff and Vicki’s quest has been great viewing. Best Kickstarter £10 I’ve spent.

    Thank you, Ian, for confirming I am not the only one who shouts at the telly when Portillo’s railway show is on (though he did once turn up in the background of one of Geoff’s Tube videos while making one!)

  • Russell Beeker

    Living in the Washington DC area, everyday is just filled with with bile and negative rants from politicians, the Chump in Chief, and the media. This tour of a country I love very much has made my summer. You are so right, I really think the world is falling for these two quirky folks. The best 20 quid I’ve spent in a long time.

  • Keith

    Thank you Ian for posting about Geoff and Vicki’s travels. I have watched every episode so far, great viewing.
    I also loved parallel Lines, one of the best railway books I have read and I have read more than a few.

  • Dan

    Can you make the link to your trip with Geoff and Vicki work please Ian – unless it’s my computer of course. Cheers
    Dan

  • Thomas

    Hello Ian. My late mother, my son and myself all read The Longest crawl which we enjoyed very much. I also more recently read Parallel Lines and I was delighted with the comments you made about Steinerites on page 265 as they are all so true. I went to the Steiner school you mentioned and I can confirm that it is very much part of the weird cult that you alluded to. I was there for my entire school life and it was a place where I was always desperately unhappy as I was never able to adapt to the the place’s strange cultist lifestyle and way of thinking.

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